Prostitutes

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table." Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can'tmake a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"

When I was in London a few months ago, I was approached by a prostitute as I left a club on one of the back streets of Soho. Mainly interested in checking the rate of exchange I assure you, I asked: "How much?"
"It'll cost ya twenty quid" replied the tart.
"American Express?" I inquired.
She gave me an appraising look and said: "You can go as fast as you like" .

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, “Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?”
She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed.
The young woman, waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.”
The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

This guy goes into a horror house and says he wants the best blowjob he can get for $100. The madam says go to the room take off all your clothes and we will be with you as soon as possible.
So he goes to the room and takes off all of his clothes and a few minutes later a fine hooker comes in the room. She gives him a blowjob and he busts a nut and then she reaches under the bed and pulls out a jar and spits in it. He says will you do that again if I give you another $100.
She says sure. He gives her another $100 and she gives him another blowjob and he busts even a bigger nut this time. She pulls out the jar again and spits in it. He asks what the jar was for and she says "I have a bet with the girl across the hall whoever fills up their jar first gets to drink them both".

Did I tell you about the industrious prostitute?
She got a vagina surgically implanted onto her hip...
So she can make money on the side.