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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it. |
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A man tries to throw a lady from the window. She opposed.
The crowd shouts:
-Stop it, man! The lady is alive.
-This is not a lady, this is my mother-in-law, replies the guy.
The crowd shouts:
Look, she even resists... |
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Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband.
"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?"
"Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I, I couldn't spell 'convenience,' so I made it 'risk.'" |
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Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Air-bag. I said, "No thanks. I already have a Mother in law." |
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Mother to daughter.
- Your boyfriend such a jerk that I would be delighted to be his mother-in-law. |
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When the man came home, his wife was crying.
"Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked.
"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
"And?"
"At the end of the letter it was written:
PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son." |
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The Argument:
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws." |
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