Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. - Chekhov
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
