Marriage

There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Radha: "What do you use to clean utensils?"
Kishna: "My husband is the best in cleaning utensils".