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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'" |
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How is a man like a snow fall?
-You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. |
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Why can't a man eat like a bird?
Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker? |
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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the venom down in one gulp. And I'm still here today." The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis. |
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On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls. |
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Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Yeah, I finally let her out! |
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