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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove. |
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AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox |
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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the venom down in one gulp. And I'm still here today." The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis. |
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On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls. |
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Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. |
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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets. |
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