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What do you call 2 lesbians trapped in a cabinet....
A licker cabinet
What is the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian....
one is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker
How do you hold your liquer....
by the ears |
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Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A.: Lick-a-lot-a-pus. |
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What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker! |
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Did you hear about the twin sisters who were both born lesbian?
They Lick a like! |
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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it. |
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Q. What does a lesbian bring on her first date?
A. A removal van with all of her stuff in it. |
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Why do lesbians like whales so much?
Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of their heads. |
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