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Why are lesbians fatter than straight women?
Because they are always eating out! |
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How many Hippie dykes, does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Ten: One to change it and nine to pass it around. |
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Q. What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?
A. A block of flaps. |
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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it. |
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Female comedian is being harassed on stage by a man in the audience.
He yells, "What are you, a dyke?"
She responds with, "What are you, my alternative?" |
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What do Polish lesbians use for a lubricant?
Tartar sauce! |
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Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
A. It doesn't mean dick. |
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