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Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of a sudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tells the second, "Don't cum until I come back", and he rushes off to answer the door. After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroom only to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. He says to the second gay man, "I thought you wasn't going to cum until I came back. The second gay man says to the first, "I didn't cum, ........I farted! |
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What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt. |
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4 gay guys walk into a bar. There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???
They turn it upsidedown.
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Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. One fag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?" "Sure." "Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!" "No shit?" Bruce asked. "Well, hardly any." |
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Two guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their public act of indecency, they bolted away.
The cop pursued after them and managed to catch one of them. He told him, "When I catch your boyfriend, I'm going to shove this nightstick right up his ass."
Just then a voice called out from behind a tree, "Officer, I'm over here." |
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Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever. Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!"
"Play swords?" asked the other. "How?" "Simple. Whip it out, smack it till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords."
So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smacking their dicks together playing swords.
Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions. "We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums.
The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becoming exhausted. "I'm tired," he said. He bent over saying, "kill me!, kill me!!" |
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