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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2008, 07:05:35 PM »
A lesbian came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The butchie said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2008, 07:06:08 PM »
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
SIngle!
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2008, 07:07:03 PM »
While making love, the lesbian asks her lover, "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2008, 07:07:31 PM »
Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.
One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg."
The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!"
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2008, 07:07:54 PM »
What do you call a fight between two Chinese lesbians?
A Tong war!
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2008, 07:08:18 PM »
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2008, 07:08:18 PM »
How many cyber-lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they're off to change the world instead.
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2008, 07:08:41 PM »
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three... one to change the lightbulb and 2 to process the experience.
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2008, 07:09:43 PM »
Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People
10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.
9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.
8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.
6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.
5. We think your mini-vans are sooo cute!
4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.
3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.
2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.
And, the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is...
1. Relax, we don't want you!
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2008, 07:10:16 PM »
Why were lesbians invented?
So that feminists wouldn't breed!
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2008, 07:10:42 PM »
Question: What do you call it when two lesbians in wheelchairs are in the 69 position?
Answer: Meals on Wheels.
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2008, 07:11:08 PM »
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2008, 07:11:08 PM »
Q: What kind of humour do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek.
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2008, 07:11:36 PM »
Q: What do you call a lesbian one-night -stand?
A: lickitysplit.
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2008, 07:12:25 PM »
How many wise lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they've already transmitted their energy.
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2008, 07:12:54 PM »
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lick-a-lot-a-pus
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2008, 07:13:18 PM »
What do you call two lesbians paddling a canoe down the river?
Fur traders!
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