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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #180 on: December 05, 2008, 08:36:05 PM »
What do my girlfriend and Jack Daniels have in common?
They are both hard liqours.
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« Reply #181 on: December 05, 2008, 08:36:24 PM »
Have you heard...
about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE)
Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off!
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« Reply #182 on: December 05, 2008, 08:36:47 PM »
Question: What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke?
Answer: About $30,000 a year.
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« Reply #183 on: December 05, 2008, 08:37:11 PM »
Q: What do you call two butches bonding?
A: Hockey Night in Canada.
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« Reply #184 on: December 05, 2008, 08:37:25 PM »
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a butchie.
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« Reply #185 on: December 05, 2008, 08:37:42 PM »
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« Reply #185 on: December 05, 2008, 08:37:42 PM »
Q: What do you call an Irish Lesbian?
A: Gaylick.
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« Reply #186 on: December 05, 2008, 08:38:11 PM »
Q: What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians all in the same room?
A:100 people who don't do dick.
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« Reply #187 on: December 05, 2008, 08:38:47 PM »
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single!
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« Reply #188 on: December 05, 2008, 08:39:01 PM »
Q: What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
A: A Klon-dike bar.
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« Reply #189 on: December 05, 2008, 08:39:17 PM »
Q: What kind of humor do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek!
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« Reply #190 on: December 05, 2008, 08:39:32 PM »
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #190 on: December 05, 2008, 08:39:32 PM »
A lesbian walks into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are. "Come this way," the cute woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her finger.
"If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the vibrator, would I?" the woman responds.
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Re: Lesbians
« Reply #191 on: December 05, 2008, 08:39:45 PM »
Question: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
Answer: A U-haul.
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