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Re: Marriage
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2008, 07:50:48 PM »
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2008, 07:51:10 PM »
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2008, 07:51:30 PM »
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2008, 07:51:51 PM »
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2008, 07:52:14 PM »
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."


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Re: Marriage
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2008, 07:52:39 PM »

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2008, 07:52:39 PM »
Radha: "What do you use to clean utensils?"
Kishna: "My husband is the best in cleaning utensils".

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2008, 07:53:02 PM »
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2008, 07:53:23 PM »
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2008, 07:53:45 PM »
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2008, 07:54:07 PM »
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".


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Re: Marriage
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2008, 07:54:28 PM »

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2008, 07:54:28 PM »
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2008, 07:54:50 PM »
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2008, 07:55:15 PM »
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice night", said the officer.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2008, 07:55:35 PM »
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2008, 07:55:56 PM »
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.