Marriage

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison

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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

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Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Wife: Because I married the wrong man!

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A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.

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After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."

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Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

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These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better." The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.