Marriage

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

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Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!

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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

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There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

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If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. - Chekhov

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

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Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

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A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!