Transgenders

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Two people were discussing the appearance of an attractive person over the other side of the room. The man said " I cannot work out if she is a man or he is a woman". "She is definitely female" said the woman. "How do you know?". "I'm her father" was the laconic reply.

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Can Rupert and Pooh be bear cross-dressers, or do they have to keep their clothes on?

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After being away on business, the transgender thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
Flipping his hair back out of his face, he asked the girl behind the cosmetics counter How about some perfume?
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00, spraying a sample on his wrist.
That's a bit much. - said the transgender.
The girl returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
That's still quite a bit, more than I’m willing to invest in this, the transgender complained.
Growing annoyed, the girl brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
What I mean, said the transgender, is I'd like to see something really cheap.
The girl handed him a mirror.

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Just remember; it takes balls to be a tranny.

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A transsexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The host asked the transsexual, "When you became a woman, what sort of pain did you experience during the operation?" The transsexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted the silicone implants in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" the host asked. "You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain and doubled the size of my mouth!"

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I met this wonderful girl today, and we had so much in common. We both liked football, beer, pub food, and she even laughed at my offensive jokes.
So, I took her back to my place and she sat me down and stripped totally naked.
And it was at this point I saw we had something else in common.

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"Mom, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?" replied mother.
"Well, I'm already fourteen and.. I think it's just proper that I should own one."
"Own 'one' what?" mother asked suspiciously.
"Could you buy me a push up bra?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope."
"I think it would be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wear.......!"
Morris! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"

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Remember when attacked by a he/she... Hot grease may be used as a weapon of defense.

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When I was a kid, I asked my mum:
"Mum, what's a transvestite?"
She said: "Thats your father, I'm over here."

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I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite.
All he does is eat, drink and be Mary.

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A man went into the doctors wearing a transparent skirt and no underwear. The doctor said "I can see you're nuts"

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Q: How do you make an upside-down tart?
A: Go for a drive in the country with Sally Watson.

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A boy goes up to his father. "Daddy, what's a transvestite?"
"Go ask your mom," he replies. "HE should be able to explain it better."

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If two cross dressers-discover they both have an interest in electronics, does that make them Trans-Sisters?

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Define Transvestite.
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!