After being away on business, the transgender thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
Flipping his hair back out of his face, he asked the girl behind the cosmetics counter How about some perfume?
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00, spraying a sample on his wrist.
That's a bit much. - said the transgender.
The girl returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
That's still quite a bit, more than I’m willing to invest in this, the transgender complained.
Growing annoyed, the girl brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
What I mean, said the transgender, is I'd like to see something really cheap.
The girl handed him a mirror.