A judge was interviewing a transgender regarding his pending divorce and asked,
What are the grounds for your divorce?
The transgender replied,
About four acres and a nice little home with a 72 inch HD screen and the NFL Season Ticket.
the Judge said,
I mean what is the foundation of this case?
MAC Studio Fix Powder Plus in four, carefully layered shades,
the Transgender responded.
The judge continued,
What are your relations like?
The transgender thought for a moment,
When I’m dressed or when I am in boy clothes?
The judge asked,
Do you have a real grudge?
the transgender replied,
We both have walk in closets and a rooms of our own and have never really needed one.
the judge tried again,
is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Yes, both my son and daughter have iPODS. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes.
Does your wife ever beat you up?
the trangender responded,
about twice a week she gets up earlier than I do.
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
Just answer this question: why do you want a divorce?
Oh, I don't want a divorce,
the transgender replied.
I've never wanted a divorce. My wife does. She says she can't communicate with me!