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What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??
Ho Ho Ho |
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Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles. |
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver--"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!" |
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued and were still arguing when the train hit them. |
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What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money! |
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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?" Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing." |
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Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it. |
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